You don’t have to be anti-man to be pro-women.
Don’t be a woman that needs a man. Be a woman a man needs.
The best things in life will either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Remember: Everyone brings joy to the office, some when they arrive, others when they leave.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
It's all fun and games until Monday rolls back around and you have to put your bra back on.
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
It’s not swagger… I’m just sore.
I learn something new every day. And forget five other things forever.
May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
No pain, no champagne.
Here’s to strong women. May we be them. May we know them. May we raise them.
Procrastrubation (n). The act of pleasuring yourself in order to put off doing something else for as long possible.
A strong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink.
Sex isn’t vulgar. Slut shaming is.
Never apologise for being a powerful fucking woman.
What I do with my vagina is none of your business.
Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask “why, what did you hear?”
When people as me “what do you do?” I wink and say “whatever it takes”.
Sarcasm and orgasm are my two favourite asms.
What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
Try to be better than you used to be, not better than everyone else.
Don’t be a lady, be a legend.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
A girl should be two things. Who and what she wants.
Messy bun and getting shit done.
What’s a queen without her king?
Well historically speaking, more powerful.
Strong women build each other up, not tear each other down.
Sometimes you just have to throw on a crownand remind them of who they’re dealing with.
Be their worst fear. Be their best fantasy.
She’s not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.
You’ll turn out ordinary if you’re not careful.