Leave your mark?
Arrhythmic disaster ft. wounded soul
Sex wise, I once had the worst 4 minutes of my life, this poor guy had no rhythm and i think no idea how to pleasure a woman... I even told him what to do at one point to try and help but he just ignored me and carried on for 2 more soul-destroying minutes.
Indigestion with a misogynist
Ooops I… ended up on a date?
I went on a first date and the first thing the guy said to me was ‘wow you’re really exotic’ and because I’m South Asian we wanted me to do the lightbulb Bollywood dance while we were sitting in a bar. And he kept saying ‘I’m not going to talk to you unless you get up and do the lightbulb dance’. When I refused and said I don’t want to and can’t do the dance he didn’t say anything to me for a minute or two 😂😂 and then he asked again, ‘just do the dance’. I refused and said I don’t know it and then he started talking to people on the other tables saying ‘she’s a liar’. Most embarrassing date of my life 😬😬😬
Foot fetish with a silver lining
I went to this house party and there was a guy there who I thought was quite hot and we were chatting loads and I invited him back to mine. We went outside to wait for the uber and i see him fully in the street lights (it was 4am at this point) and was like ‘oh fuck’ not keen at all any more but i’d already invited the guy back. So basically made it super clear in the uber that he could stay at mine (he was supposed to be staying the night at the place where the house party was) but that nothing was going to happen. We get back to mine and he wasn't that bad i just really did not want to have sex with him. So we're lying in my bed and I'm trying to ignore him and go to sleep and he keeps making moves and i keep saying no. And in his final attempt to seduce me he knelt at the end of the bed he picked up my leg and put my whole foot in his mouth. And started sucking my toes. I literally died.
The most embarrassing part was that the following morning at 9am, the doorbell rang and I totally forgot there was a house viewing (the house i was living in was for sale). So I opened the door and there's an estate agent with 4 couples standing outside and I had to kick the guy out in front of them. Cherry on top? The estate agent was really hot, got his number and actually ended up seeing him for a bit.
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